Pray to Your Chair!

Category Christianity, God

Prayer is, in reality, an absurd thing to do. It gets no discernible results because there is no god available to hear and answer prayer. But… try this experiment. Instead of praying to God, pray to your chair. I guarantee you’ll get the exact same results.

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Just like with God, sometimes it will seem as if your chair has said, “Yes!” to your prayer request. Glory!

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Just like with God, sometimes it will seem as if your chair has said, “Maybe!” to your prayer request. Your chair may need you to wait until the proper time for your request to be granted!

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And sometimes, just like with God, it will seem as if your chair has said, “No!” to your prayer request. Damn!

So you see, praying to God and praying to your chair achieves the exact same results! Glory!